Simple Minds

"Nanisms" have probably been around since the beginning of Nan, but the first documented Nanism occured back in the 70s when she asked, "What night is Saturday Night Live on?"

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So Nan was over last week, visiting with Jenn and I. Our conversation turned to the topic of wine, as we were drinking a day-old bottle of Charles Shaw Chardonnay.

Nan: "That 2 Buck Chuck is pretty good for being the next day and for being $2.99."

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If you are reading this and still do not understand what a Nanism is, there is no hope for you.